APPLICATION FOR: BEING MASONFORM 02 / 2026
✓ IDENTITY: MASON
That is called progress.
UNEXPECTED VARIABLE · SUBJECT NO. 02
Mason↗
Junior inventor of unnecessary improvements
If the plan sounds unreasonable, he's probably halfway through building it.
01 / PERSONAL STATEMENT
A little about me.
Mason sees a problem and immediately starts making something. It might be a cardboard prototype, a tiny contraption, or a bizarre fix. If it can be built, modified, or upgraded, he's interested. He is cheerful, resourceful, and occasionally suspiciously confident. His inventions usually work. Whether anybody needed them is a separate question.
02 / IMPORTANT INFORMATION
The facts.
MAIN SKILLMaking something out of nothing
CURRENT JOBHead of experiments
PREFERRED METHODBuild first. Explain eventually.
MOST USED PHRASE“I have an idea.”
SPECIAL INTERESTGadgets & inventions
WEAKNESSReading the instructions
03 / REPORT CARD
Self-assessment
InventingA+
Explaining inventionsC
Asking permissionINC.
These grades are self-reported.CURRENT STATUS
Declines to comment on the alarm clock. Requests more cardboard.
“Technically, I improved the refrigerator.”