APPLICATION FOR: BEING ELIFORM 01 / 2026
✓ IDENTITY: ELI
I did NOT say that out loud.
USUALLY INNOCENT · SUBJECT NO. 01
Eli✳
Observer of suspicious activity
Quietly collecting evidence that life with Mason is never going to be normal.
01 / PERSONAL STATEMENT
A little about me.
Eli notices things. Especially the tiny things. Those funny little moments that other people walk right past. He has a knack for appearing completely innocent while quietly figuring out what just happened and who's responsible. He also writes things down, which is inconvenient for Mason.
02 / IMPORTANT INFORMATION
The facts.
MAIN SKILLNoticing everything
CURRENT JOBKeeping the notebook
PREFERRED METHODObserve first. Ask later.
MOST USED PHRASE“Mason. What did you do?”
SPECIAL INTERESTLittle mysteries
WEAKNESSTrying not to laugh
03 / REPORT CARD
Self-assessment
ObservingA+
Looking innocentA
Accepting explanationsD−
These grades are self-reported.CURRENT STATUS
Investigating the trumpet incident. Primary suspect refuses to cooperate.
“I knew it was going to be a weird day.”