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SOMEWHAT PERSONAL / MOSTLY HARMLESS

Eli's
little notebook.

Things worth remembering. Things Mason says he didn't do. Other extremely important business.

✳ little stories✎ terrible ideas↗ mostly true*

*True inside our made-up little world. Eli and Mason are fictional characters.

ENTRY NO. 00114 OCTOBER 2026FILED UNDER: MASON

wednesday, october 14

The alarm clock
incident.

Mason told me he improved my alarm clock.

It now plays a trumpet sound whenever somebody opens the refrigerator.

He says these are unrelated features.

I don't believe him.

— eli ✳p.s. he won't tell me where
the trumpet is coming from.

A NOTE FOUND IN THE MARGIN

"Technically, I improved the refrigerator."

— MASON, UNINVITED

ONE PAGE AT A TIME

This is the first page. More stories will show up here whenever there's something worth writing down (or something Mason needs to explain).

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there is definitely more to this story... go watch the reels